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女性笑话|Nail The Cow

来源:www.hgfsp.com 2024-03-24
A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to in百度竞价推广inate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall1 so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate.
Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'In百度竞价推广inator' arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn2 and directly to the stall with the nail.
This is the cow right here, she tells him.
What's the nail for? the guy asks.
Replies the wife, I guess its to hang up your pants.


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